| BRAIN
EXERCISE...BE CAREFUL
Exercise of the
brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older,
it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If
you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain,
so…
Below is a very
private way to gauge you loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take
the following test presented here and determine if you are losing
it or still a MENSA candidate. Ok, relax… clear your mind,
and begin.
Q: What do you
put in a toaster?
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A: The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give
up now and go do something else before you hurt yourself. If you
said "bread", go to the next question.
Q: Say "silk"
five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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A: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over-stressed
and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself
with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's
World." If you said "water", then proceed to the
next question.
Q: If a red house
is made with red bricks, a blue house is made with blue bricks,
a pink house is made with pink bricks, a black house is made with
black bricks, what is a greenhouse made with?
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A: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions?
If you said "glass", then go on to the next question.
Q: Twenty years
ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will
recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany
and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
failing, decides on a crash landing. Unfortunately, the engine fails
before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of
"no-man's-land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors—East Germany or West Germany
or in "no-man's-land?"
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A: You don't, of course, bury the survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone
from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated…
If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to
the next question.
Q: If the hour
hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, then how
many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
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A: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything else
other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on
getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn
your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final
question.
Q: Without using
a calculator—You are driving a bus from London to Milford
Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and
16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people
get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then
arrive at Milford Haven. Now, what was the name of the bus driver?
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A: Oh, for Heaven's sake… It was you! |
| Give
me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get
some humor out of life, and to pass it on to other folks.
DO
YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS?
Dentist's
Hymn..............................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's
Hymn......................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's
Hymn.........................The Church is One Foundation
The
Tailor's Hymn.........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The
Golfer's Hymn........................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The
Politician's Hymn................... Standing on the Promises !
Optometrist's
Hymn...................... Open My Eyes That I Might See
The
IRS Agent's Hymn.................. I Surrender All
The
Gossip's Hymn....................... Pass It On
The
Electrician's Hymn.................. Send The Light
The
Shopper's Hymn..................... Sweet Bye and Bye
The
Realtor's Hymn....................... I've Got a Mansion, Just Over
the Hilltop
The
Massage Therapists Hymn....... He Touched Me
The
Doctor's Hymn........................The Great Physician
AND
for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45
mph....................................... God Will Take Care of
You
65
mph...................................... Nearer My God To Thee
85
mph.......................................This World Is Not My Home
95
mph...................................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
100
mph......................................Precious Memories
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